{"id":1822,"date":"2013-10-25T15:47:10","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T22:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2013-10-25T15:58:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T22:58:22","slug":"bunk-bed-grades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/bunk-bed-grades.html","title":{"rendered":"Bunk Bed: Grades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie announces happily: Daddy, I got 19\/20 on my test today&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy doesn&#8217;t act surprise at all: Oh, really, what percentage is that? (he pretends to be extremely naive).<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie: That&#8217;s an &#8220;A&#8221; daddy!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy casually asks: Do you know what &#8220;A&#8221; stands for? Average!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie screams in disbelief: What daddy? So what&#8217;s a &#8220;B&#8221;, &#8220;C&#8221;, &#8220;D&#8221; or &#8220;F&#8221;?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy pretends to be careless: &#8220;B&#8221; is &#8220;bad&#8221; and other grades don&#8217;t count.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie worries and almost cries: But&#8230; my teacher doesn&#8217;t give &#8220;A+&#8221;, what&#8217;s &#8220;A+&#8221; then? \u00a0Is it an &#8220;A&#8221;?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy: Yes, A+ is counted as &#8220;A&#8221;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie cries: A few of my friends get B, C and D too, are they all bad and don&#8217;t count?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>Daddy giggles: Don&#8217;t worry about your friends, just worry about yourself, you and your work only&#8230; I was just kidding, you&#8217;re doing great and I&#8217;m so proud of you..\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Audie cries in relief: Sooooo, what are you going to get me for my &#8220;A&#8221;?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy laughs: Ask mom!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daddy loves his children so much, they&#8217;re so wonderful regardless of how well they do in school &#8230; But love normally brings good things to life, even in school.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"preview\" rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-content\/uploads\/audie_09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1825\" alt=\"Audie\" src=\"\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-content\/uploads\/audie_09-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-content\/uploads\/audie_09-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-content\/uploads\/audie_09-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-content\/uploads\/audie_09.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><ul class=\"lcp_catlist\" id=\"lcp_instance_0\"><\/ul><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Audie announces happily: Daddy, I got 19\/20 on my test today&#8230; Daddy doesn&#8217;t act surprise at all: Oh, really, what percentage is that? (he pretends to be extremely naive). Audie: That&#8217;s an &#8220;A&#8221; daddy!\u00a0 Daddy casually asks: Do you know what &#8220;A&#8221; stands for? Average!!!! Audie screams in disbelief: What daddy? So what&#8217;s a &#8220;B&#8221;, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/bunk-bed-grades.html\" class=\"more-link\">&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[66,546,306,307],"class_list":["post-1822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bunk-beds","tag-audie","tag-bunk-beds","tag-grades","tag-school"],"views":116,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1829,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions\/1829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dognmonkey.com\/svlife\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}