Audie announces happily: Daddy, I got 19/20 on my test today… Daddy doesn’t act surprise at all: Oh, really, what percentage is that? (he pretends to be extremely naive). Audie: That’s an “A” daddy!  Daddy casually asks: Do you know what “A” stands for? Average!!!! Audie screams in disbelief: What daddy? So what’s a “B”, […]